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1. You take part in a political meeting in a hotel.
2. You are an adult male and you have sex with a 13-year-old girl.
a) Someone writes a flattering newspaper article about you.
b) You go to prison
If you answered 1b and 2a, well done, you have the mind of a “Muttawa”, reward yourself with a shawarma, a smoke, and a snooze.
If you answered 1a and 2b, you’re obviously still corrupted by decadent western zionist thinking, you don’t understand our unique traditions and culture, go back to the beginning and start again.
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