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Are they hooligans, or are they the victims of a racist society? Do they not want to assimilate, or are they not being given the chance to assimilate? Is this the start of a civil war, or just a spot of bother in the banlieus? Mindless mayhem by a few Muslim malcontents, or an orchestrated orgy of planned and premeditated pyrotechnics?
Or perhaps you’re just sick of the sight of burnt-out cars and useless politicians. Ah, imagine….
We will be left with a long tube of water as a side effect.
No! Not a world without France! A world without Frenchmen, maybe, but France is beautiful. And a lot of Frenchmen are very nice, actually (some of my best friends…).
Maybe we can just take France from the Frenchmen and let them settle in Quebec. Something could be planned for August, when every Frenchman and his dog is on vacation “en province.” We can then move in and take over the major cities (hell, the tourists do that, anyway) and then work out the logistics from there.
Well yes, you’re absolutely right about France being beautiful – but for how much longer, given the rate they’re spreading burnt-out cars across the country?
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