Sod Off Swampy

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Class conflict in London yesterday, as nice fresh-faced middle class Greenpeace protestors came head-to-head with horrid working class oiks:

When 35 Greenpeace protesters stormed the International Petroleum Exchange (IPE) yesterday they had planned the operation in great detail. What they were not prepared for was the post-prandial aggression of oil traders who kicked and punched them back on to the pavement.

“We bit off more than we could chew. They were just Cockney barrow boy spivs. Total thugs,” one protester said, rubbing his bruised skull. “I’ve never seen anyone less amenable to listening to our point of view.”

Another said: “I took on a Texan Swat team at Esso last year and they were angels compared with this lot.” Behind him, on the balcony of the pub opposite the IPE, a bleary-eyed trader, pint in hand, yelled: “Sod off, Swampy.”

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  1. Eamonn Avatar
    Eamonn

    Perhaps we could have a whip round to hire a coach to drive the IPE oil traders to a hunt today to sort out the hunt sabs, or to the next Stop the War march to have a quiet word with the Saddam apologists.

  2. Ian Avatar
    Ian

    I wonder what that lot think of “direct action” now ?

  3. Cao Avatar

    I’m going to use that…it’s so funny. Sod off, Swampy! I wish I could have seen that, it must have been priceless.

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