You’d have to be churlish not to rejoice in Liverpool’s triumph. So who’s pissing on the parade? Who else but a Man U fan:
I was desperate for Milan to hammer Liverpool, and when the Italian team led 3-0 at half time, I hoped it might be six by the end.
This was not because Milan were the better team. (Although as Diego Maradona said: “I have seen comebacks like that in football, but never against a team so clearly superior as Milan were.”) It was because I always want other English teams to lose in Europe. And above all, because I honestly hate Liverpool FC.
For how much longer must we put up with this unpleasantness from Man U fans?
It seems to me that a solution presents itself here to the dilemma of Liverpool being unable to defend their European title. Man U should bow out of Europe next season, with Liverpool replacing them. It would give European football fans a welcome break from pictures of Alex Ferguson chewing gum, and Wayne Rooney or Roy Keane abusing other players and match officials. It would also go someway towards redeeming the reputation of a club that, frankly, could do with some good PR. Maybe Man U fans could lead the campaign: it would be one in the eye for Malcolm Glazer, and isn’t that what they want? If they started losing money maybe he’d sell his shares. And by such an act of largesse they’d show that football can rise above petty rivalries, and be capable of heart-warming gestures of solidarity with other clubs. Anyway it’s not like they’re going to do well in Europe next season or anything.